A package from Oklahoma

Chris writes: An unknown lady in Oklahoma sent me, with no explanation, a copy of The Timewaster Letters, which turns out to be an absolutely cringingly hilarious collection of fake letters and their real responses. It's exactly the sort of thing that appeals to my sense of humor.

Either Mrs Lott knows me way better than I know her, or one of my friends put her up to this.

C'mon, fess up!